I got bored. Got crazy. Sue me! Need ideas for fan fic disclaimers?! You've come to the right place! (Readers: Keep in mind I was about 13 or 14 when I came up with all of these.)
"Not mine... DONT ARGUE WITH ME"
"THEY'RE MY CHARACTERS FOR THE NEXT... 60 MINUTES...TIME STARTS...NOW!"
"I STOLE THE CHARACTERS FROM MR CARTER AND HE DOESNT GET THEM BACK UNTIL HE'S EARNED IT"
"Dear Mr. Carter, I have stolen your characters. You don't like it? COME GET ME! MUHAHAHA!"
"(Insert Disclaimer here)"
"I sent Krycek to steal these characters and he did a damn good job of it. If you want them back... You'll have to go through HIM first."
"They're my characters. MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!"
"Chris stole the idea for these characters from me when I was 7, I SWEAR! So I think I'm entitled to use them in my fanfic writing!"
"Uh...whats a disclaimer? WHAT?! THATS A DISCLAIMER?! Hmm..."
"Not mine, never will be. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW CHRIS!?"
"God owns the characters. "
"SPIDERMAN IS MINE... But Mulder and Scully aren't. They belong to Chris Carter, 1013 Productions, Fox...blah blah blah"
"Mulder and Scully own each other"
"All characters used in this story are either.. A) Characters created by CC B) Characters created by me OR C) Flying Monkeys from The Wizard of Oz"
"I'm not adding a disclaimer. I like the idea of being sued by David Duchovny."
